Horrible Scopeness

So I open up My Yahoo page this morning and proceed to read the news, and my horoscope. WTF!

Daily extended (by Astrology.com)You're not nervous, but you are getting antsy. You woke up with the insatiable urge to get out from your usual spot behind the scenes -- to leave the big chair on the main deck of the Enterprise, stop staring at the mega-screen, and explore the galaxy and everyone and everything in it. But are you really ready to charge out there and boldly go where you've never gone before? Stop wondering. You're quite ready. Just be sure to wear the gold uniform when you beam down -- you know what happens when you wear the red one.

What the hell does that mean?! Sigh.